Fanfic stretches our imagination and provides nightmare fuel for billions of life times. So imagine my horror when I gazed Sonic and Mario giving one another this super sloppy french kiss. Everybody knows Sonic and Knuckles kiss way better than these two.
YouTube user Sieksy Mieksy posted this very short video starring Sonic and Mario fighting over who will have a romantic candlelit dinner with Dr. Robotnik. It features very bad spelling, a robotic feminine voice, and total heartbreak.
Though a bit contrived (like all fanfic is wont to be), I think it captures just how all of us secretly feel about Nintendo and Sega.