Of all the animals, we call dogs our best friend. But would you do this to your best friend!? You would too, you sicko.
At New Jersey's Intergroom 2014, an annual pet grooming competition, one contestant created this one-of-a-kind, nightmare: Super Nintendog. Shaved, colored, and sculpted into this poor canine's fur are images of Mario, Bowser, Yoshi, warp pipes, question boxes, and deep, deep shame.
This dog looks very calm in these pictures. Perhaps because some of the other contestants have it even worse.